Real Taglines

Flintstones Children’s Vitamins
We Are Flintstones Kids, Ten Million Strong . . . And Growing.

 

Mr. Clean
The Man Behind The Shine.

 

Chex Snack Mix
The Brand New Snack You’ve Loved For Years.

 

PermEssentials
Undo The Damage You Did To Your Do.

 

Q101 DateLine
It Doesn’t Suck.

 

Lions Clubs International
For All The World To See.

 

Rush Presbyterian St. Luke’s Medical Center
Where World Class Medicine Revolves Around You.

 

ConceiveAbilities
The Means To A Beginning.

 

TeacherCare
At Home With Your Child’s future.


Wico Information Technologies
The Software You Actually Need That Doesn't Exist Yet.


Acquity Group
Making Optimal Possible.


Rocky Mountain Health Plans
Good Health. That's the Plan.


Maddock Douglas
Moving People. Moving Brands.


National Commission on Veterinary Economic Issues
Where Vets Go To Do Their business.


Glacier Beef
Raising the Steaks.

 

 


Failed Taglines

M&Ms
Vitamins Of Love.

 

Adidas Cologne
Gym Shoes Never Smelled Like This.

 

Ballwin Farms Frozen Chicken
If Rich People Ate Frozen Chicken,

It Would Taste Like This.

 

Biz Bleach
For The Misfortune 500.

 

Busch Gardens
Once In A Lifetime. Every Time.

 

Cub Foods
As Big As Good Gets.

 

Detrol
(Medication for overactive bladder)
You’re In Control.
(This tagline is most effective when spoken.)

 

Farm Rich Non Dairy Creamer
Cream Without The Cud.

 

Fritos
The Other F Word.

 

IFulfillment
Salvation After The Sale.

 

Jimmy John’s Subs
Eat My Sub.

 

McDonald’s
Home Is Where The Arch Is.

 

Miller Lite.
You Make Your Choice. So Do We.

 

Morningstar.com
Financial Adrenalin.

 

NVisia
Software You Need It.

 

Q101 DateLine
Get a date. Get a life. Get a bill.

 

Zenith Electronics
Zenith Envy.

 

Old Style
What the locals drink.

 

Shure
Laudable Audio.

 

Culligan
Connect the Drops.

 

Harris Bank
Your Financial Life Partner.

 

Harris Bank
You're not made of money, but your world is.

 

Krakus Ham
The Real McCoyski.

 

The Water Joe
(CAFFEINE ENHANCED WATER)
Collection


H2Whoa!

The Beverage with Leverage.

Caffeine Without the Crud.

Water Joe, Jack.

The Buzz Without The Beans.

We’ve Tasted The Future And It Doesn’t Have
Any Crap In It. Just Caffeine.

The First Aquadisiac.

New Improved Water. Now Fortified With Caffeine.

Slake Your Thirst. Wake Your Senses.

A Healthy Buzz.

Hey, This Is Some Happenin’ Water!

Water With An Agenda.

What Water Oughta Be.

Gets The Brown Out.

The Anti-Java.

 

The Britannica.com Collection

For You To Find Out.

That’s Ascertainment.

BRITANNICAN

Open Wide.

The Shortest Distance Between Everything.

Bite-size Chunks Of The Infinite.

Know. Now.

Your Cosmic Tweasers.

The Universe On Your Terms.

Have Your Way With The World.

Britannica Waives The Rules.

You Could Look It Up.