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Layoffs

In my last column, I wrote in praise of naivete on demand, the ability to suspend your awareness of harsh, demotivating client and agency realities, in order to allow yourself to consider even the most improbable, interesting, unsaleable solutions and ideas.

This time around, I would like to ask two questions brought on by naivete over which I have less control.
My first naive question pertains to the knee jerk reaction of most businesses, like ad agencies for example, when econonomic conditions aren’t great and especially when the fourth quarter is at hand. That knee jerk reaction is the laying off of employees.

My question is, simply, why? Why are layoffs so automatic? Always it is “with great reluctance” that layoffs are announced, yet these companies do it anyway, every time. These fourth quarter layoffs in particular, just when the holiday season is upon us, seem so cynical, and are so embittering, I have to think there’s another way.
Let me just acknowledge up front that, being naive and all, what follows no doubt fails to take into account the complexities and those pesky harsh realities of business and economics. All of that aside, I’m guessing the big picture question can still be asked.

As little as I understand about business, it seems that a company can, in theory, simply decide to have a less profitable year by keeping their employees on the payroll, even when, at that moment, the amount of business the company is doing doesn’t warrant having that many employees.

On the rare occasion when this is actually done, it is usually a privately owned company, accountable only to itself, which summons the courage to choose people over profit. If the company is publicly held, on the other hand, it is accountable to the stockholders. So it is the stockholders who are invoked as scapegoats in justifying layoffs.
Is it true that stockholders insist that the company be optimally profitable every single quarter, even in hard times, even if it means temporarily devastating the lives of a bunch of hard-working employees, employees who’ve made the company profitable in the first place?

Have they no understanding of the fact that businesses shouldn’t be in business to make money, but rather, to stay in business? And that, perhaps, a company is better positioned to stay in business if, when business picks up, as it usually does after a slowdown, the company is already fully staffed and prepared to handle the additional business with no lag time, and no need to spend the considerable time and money necessary to re-staff and re-train people?
Don’t stockholders know that laying off employees is bad for morale which means bad for productivity. And that it damages the corporate culture, by, among other things, dialing up the fear factor. Do they know that this culture has a bearing on the success of the company, as hard as that may be to quantify?

To take the economic hit in lieu of layoffs is a business decision in which the fact that the business has a life beyond the current quarter, and that human currency has value, are factored into the equation. Is this lost on stockholders?
Don’t these stockholders have jobs? Have they ever been laid off? And what about the employees of the company? In many cases, they themselves are stockholders in the company for which they work. Would they vote to put themselves out of work?

This brings us to my second naive question: Why are people so stupid? Either the stockholders are stupid to embrace such a myopic, quarterly-minded perspective on their investments. Or else those who pass the buck by laying the responsibility for layoffs at the feet of the stockholders are stupid for selling the stockholders’ thinking short. Or else they’re stupid for thinking that we don’t realize their concern about what the stockholders will think is, at bottom, concern for their own continued employment.

It would be very interesting, at some stockholder meeting, to put the question to a vote. Should we layoff 10% of our workforce to ensure a profitable (or, in most cases, more profitable) year? Or should we keep the lives of hundreds or thousands of people, people we profess to value, intact, spare them the wrenching trauma of
unemployment, and let our investment absorb the hit?

United Airlines and other flying behemoths laid off employees by the thousands on September 12, (at least it seemed that soon), adding to the casualty list, while Southwest Airlines laid off no one, not one person. What’s wrong with that picture?

As for the advertising industry, believe me, I understand full well what a bad year this has been. (I even considered laying myself off earlier this year, but then who would answered the phone?)

Many agencies, especially smaller ones, faced the choice of laying off employees or closing their doors. For others, even layoffs couldn’t save them. But for the big guys, the choice was, put a slew of people out of work, or take a bottom line hit. Isn’t the operative word here “choice”?

The carnage we’ve seen in the advertising industry all year long, with announcements of layoffs practically every week, begs this question: Why are there no “Southwest Airlines” among Chicago’s ad agencies?

One last thought. Given that this propensity on the part of ad agencies and other businesses to lay people off in the fourth quarter isn’t likely to go away, can we all agree to move the fourth quarter from fall to spring, so that those who get the ax can at least enjoy a leisurely summer, rather than facing a holiday season in which the comfort and joy have been eviscerated by those whose own comfort and joy (and continued employment) is secured in so eviscerating?